As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8167. | CM (xilasirc) | 88.01 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 8168. | Carl (tjdajm) | 88.01 | 90% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8169. | peench (gozaimasu) | 88.00 | 92% | 2015-05-28 |
| 8170. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 88.00 | 95% | 2015-08-09 |
| 8171. | Famesh (fampatel) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 8172. | Fritzchen (fritzchen) | 87.98 | 96.8% | 2025-02-07 |
| 8173. | Connor (c42855) | 87.98 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 8174. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 87.98 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8175. | Janc (psyy1234) | 87.98 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 8176. | Kevin (thehobokid) | 87.98 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 8177. | t (zyxx) | 87.98 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 8178. | Brandon (sem37) | 87.97 | 98% | 2024-04-03 |
| 8179. | andpav (andpav) | 87.97 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 8180. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 87.97 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8181. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 87.97 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 8182. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 87.97 | 98% | 2016-10-02 |
| 8183. | Arne (11bricks) | 87.96 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 8184. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.96 | 93% | 2015-10-01 |
| 8185. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 87.96 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
| 8186. | mptj (mptj) | 87.96 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
| 8187. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 87.96 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 8188. | ihznugget (ihznugget) | 87.95 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 8189. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 87.95 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 8190. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 87.94 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 8191. | SS (ss_goku) | 87.94 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 8192. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 87.94 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 8193. | Sriram (shriramshriram) | 87.94 | 88% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8194. | Guest (loadlng) | 87.94 | 91% | 2015-06-17 |
| 8195. | Vil (vilsie) | 87.93 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 8196. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 87.92 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |