As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17297. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 67.86 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 17298. | Tsuraya (hannatsura) | 67.86 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 17299. | Eldrick (esyk) | 67.85 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 17300. | N (zmartell0120) | 67.85 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
| 17301. | Chris (quola) | 67.85 | 94.8% | 2023-08-18 |
| 17302. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 67.85 | 98.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17303. | Ivan (vanisher) | 67.85 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
| 17304. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 67.84 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 17305. | Ravi (raviparasar1997@gmail... | 67.84 | 93% | 2016-07-23 |
| 17306. | a (njut) | 67.84 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 17307. | Sam (sam77777) | 67.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17308. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 67.83 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
| 17309. | L G (lg1207) | 67.82 | 96.1% | 2024-06-09 |
| 17310. | hira (hiralama) | 67.82 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 17311. | Clayton (clayton68504) | 67.82 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
| 17312. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 67.82 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 17313. | william (willjorey) | 67.81 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 17314. | 4K (not4k) | 67.81 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 17315. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 67.81 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 17316. | Ian (coolermaster) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
| 17317. | fenth (fenth) | 67.80 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 17318. | Jen (ninjajen) | 67.80 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
| 17319. | Spencer (assassins_creed) | 67.80 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| 17320. | . (kurami) | 67.80 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 17321. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 67.80 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
| 17322. | Kuba (wiechciu) | 67.79 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 17323. | Shannon (s0lanum) | 67.79 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 17324. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 67.79 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 17325. | Brian (briantang) | 67.79 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 17326. | Kevin (faineantt) | 67.79 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |