I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7359. | bigdaddy (kaden_) | 93.11 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 7360. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 93.11 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 7361. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 93.11 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 7362. | Mike (specialized) | 93.11 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 7363. | nancher2nd (nancher) | 93.11 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 7364. | Lucy (crumpstrr33) | 93.11 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 7365. | bwian (brianschao) | 93.10 | 89% | 2015-05-21 |
| 7366. | k_otey (k_otey) | 93.10 | 97.8% | 2023-11-26 |
| 7367. | Josh (scojos) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7368. | Kelvin (onodoro) | 93.10 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 7369. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 93.09 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 7370. | cool (crimes_) | 93.09 | 95% | 2022-05-04 |
| 7371. | Irene (shr1mp) | 93.09 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7372. | big (dingerlol) | 93.09 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 7373. | AJ (alquinso_) | 93.09 | 95.3% | 2025-04-01 |
| 7374. | fried fish (seventh77) | 93.09 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 7375. | (bribe) | 93.08 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 7376. | Anderson (men_men_men) | 93.08 | 96% | 2024-06-11 |
| 7377. | Phil (joot) | 93.08 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 7378. | Noah (nowla) | 93.08 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 7379. | bo (boquintana) | 93.08 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 7380. | Noname (buiquangkhai1999) | 93.08 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 7381. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 93.07 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 7382. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 93.07 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7383. | Dominik (jazzon) | 93.06 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 7384. | TheDude (abc123race) | 93.05 | 99% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7385. | Anish (anishkganesh) | 93.05 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 7386. | sub2PaoLUL (sub2paolul) | 93.05 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 7387. | anh ah seu (minwastaken) | 93.04 | 97.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 7388. | squall (squalllionheart) | 93.04 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |