As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11285. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 81.03 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 11286. | Novacane (bbbzzz) | 81.03 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
| 11287. | Brendan (skewy) | 81.02 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 11288. | Evan (vandio) | 81.02 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 11289. | James (vvjames) | 81.02 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 11290. | Lerhond (lerhond) | 81.02 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 11291. | Odanel (odanel) | 81.01 | 97.6% | 2024-05-29 |
| 11292. | Ball (ginna_soda) | 81.00 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 11293. | exdecial (exdecial) | 81.00 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 11294. | Josue (jrios777) | 81.00 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 11295. | Ji (goonerjimmy) | 81.00 | 97% | 2017-02-14 |
| 11296. | blast (blastoff15) | 81.00 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 11297. | yk (yumak) | 80.99 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 11298. | ionut (ionut_red) | 80.99 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 11299. | xdom (xdomiino) | 80.98 | 97.4% | 2023-10-09 |
| 11300. | Fernando (fermu) | 80.98 | 97% | 2015-10-16 |
| 11301. | Raaya (raaya) | 80.97 | 99.8% | 2024-06-30 |
| 11302. | Brian (brianxqonjnr3rf) | 80.97 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 11303. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 80.97 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 11304. | chris (aito_cornaro) | 80.97 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11305. | Jizzkif (jizzkif) | 80.97 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 11306. | Harambe (mrfebie21) | 80.97 | 90% | 2015-12-29 |
| 11307. | a (everynowandthen) | 80.96 | 95.2% | 2025-01-30 |
| 11308. | Ethan (teamann2) | 80.96 | 97% | 2025-03-01 |
| 11309. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 80.96 | 99% | 2019-05-16 |
| 11310. | Egyptian (egyptiantyper) | 80.96 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 11311. | Ahsan Suhaib (guy_from_paki... | 80.95 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 11312. | Morris (reinheart) | 80.95 | 95% | 2018-01-06 |
| 11313. | Xlvr (xlvr) | 80.95 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
| 11314. | In_Process (asjdfassdf) | 80.94 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |