And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2547. | Robert (aradesh) | 124.15 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 2548. | Alex (alexcorsaro) | 124.14 | 96% | 2016-06-26 |
| 2549. | K¶Ñ§ (kingmanus2) | 124.13 | 100% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2550. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 124.13 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 2551. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 124.13 | 99.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2552. | Wendy (wendalicious4) | 124.12 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 2553. | anty (antyboi) | 124.12 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2554. | shweb2 (mrshweb2) | 124.11 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2555. | Taco (tacosian) | 124.10 | 98% | 2015-01-19 |
| 2556. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 124.10 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2557. | Ryan (whoisthat) | 124.10 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 2558. | Wen (masterwen) | 124.10 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 2559. | dino (fakeyourdeathfast) | 124.09 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 2560. | Wings (chibiwings) | 124.09 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 2561. | sly (slymaster11) | 124.08 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 2562. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 124.08 | 99% | 2015-09-04 |
| 2563. | Bizarro (breakdown118) | 124.07 | 99.1% | 2024-11-22 |
| 2564. | Josh (cyptobynight) | 124.06 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2565. | Ian (agenti23) | 124.04 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 2566. | kkgbyn (slyle) | 124.04 | 96% | 2015-06-15 |
| 2567. | soldano (soldano) | 124.04 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2568. | Tony (tonyren10) | 124.03 | 95% | 2011-11-18 |
| 2569. | Kevin (kmar1292) | 124.02 | 99% | 2012-12-25 |
| 2570. | keeganchan (forcherie3) | 124.02 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 2571. | for (forcherie) | 124.01 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2572. | ksoch (ksoch_) | 124.00 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 2573. | Tucker (tuckerx187) | 124.00 | 100% | 2013-09-20 |
| 2574. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 123.99 | 100% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2575. | Frank (omni) | 123.98 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 2576. | Cease (shellahfellah) | 123.97 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |