So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30328. | Bui Thien (vladimir001) | 52.48 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 30329. | Sindhu (ahmadraza188) | 52.48 | 95% | 2017-10-21 |
| 30330. | Miran (miranny) | 52.48 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 30331. | Chris (scotty022) | 52.48 | 96% | 2013-06-30 |
| 30332. | Amimul Ihsan Mahdi (ai_mahdi) | 52.48 | 96% | 2019-09-30 |
| 30333. | Nigel (nigel_squared) | 52.47 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 30334. | Puskar (puskar_pandey) | 52.47 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 30335. | Dharma (karmajii) | 52.47 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 30336. | Bruno (randomrogue) | 52.47 | 93% | 2012-10-25 |
| 30337. | Ercilio (ercilio) | 52.47 | 95% | 2012-10-03 |
| 30338. | Andrija (murinkos) | 52.46 | 94% | 2020-04-02 |
| 30339. | qwerty (qwertyuiop1712) | 52.46 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 30340. | fanmanu (kobepro123) | 52.46 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 30341. | kynght (kd1157) | 52.46 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 30342. | nitro (nitrocircus) | 52.46 | 94% | 2018-03-03 |
| 30343. | mae (bech) | 52.46 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 30344. | Maks (mmaksiu) | 52.45 | 94% | 2020-12-28 |
| 30345. | Brbrbr (brbrbr) | 52.45 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 30346. | Vincent (stupig) | 52.45 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 30347. | Silas (silvanus) | 52.45 | 95% | 2019-04-27 |
| 30348. | Mike (mike777) | 52.45 | 95% | 2014-02-22 |
| 30349. | Henry (kaj0573) | 52.45 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 30350. | gregos mavris (mavrideros) | 52.44 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 30351. | Suleyman (monstiy) | 52.44 | 95% | 2023-09-12 |
| 30352. | TheintSandi (theint_sandi98) | 52.44 | 95% | 2023-07-03 |
| 30353. | Rajendraprasad (raj87106) | 52.44 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 30354. | ofmercan (ofmercan) | 52.44 | 92% | 2012-03-15 |
| 30355. | acronomis (acronomis) | 52.44 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 30356. | Collin (hvydrtysoul) | 52.43 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 30357. | Oily (oilyoogway) | 52.43 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |