I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9751. | corvin (corvinweeeee) | 86.23 | 96% | 2025-04-14 |
| 9752. | sebastian (sebas0824) | 86.23 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9753. | Bryan (hail2u) | 86.23 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 9754. | Justin (jxstin_a) | 86.23 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9755. | The Rainbow Dragon (broadwa... | 86.23 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 9756. | antiphon (goodmania) | 86.23 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 9757. | Jon (yaz324) | 86.23 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 9758. | lillith (watafromboris) | 86.22 | 97% | 2025-05-25 |
| 9759. | Merrick (skmq) | 86.22 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 9760. | Gai (gai820407) | 86.22 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 9761. | Kisara (rock125zz) | 86.22 | 96% | 2019-08-21 |
| 9762. | Pray (prayqt) | 86.21 | 94% | 2018-04-09 |
| 9763. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 86.20 | 98% | 2017-08-27 |
| 9764. | Anthony (anthonychips) | 86.20 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9765. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 86.20 | 95% | 2017-04-02 |
| 9766. | Reebane (reebane) | 86.20 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 9767. | daniel (starrydanny) | 86.19 | 95% | 2024-05-04 |
| 9768. | Niko M. (recline187) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9769. | Bruno (brbeans) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9770. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 86.18 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 9771. | Scan (scherzo) | 86.18 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9772. | Susan (pfpigs) | 86.18 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 9773. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 86.18 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 9774. | Christine (keygirl17) | 86.17 | 99% | 2023-09-27 |
| 9775. | Procyon (procyonn) | 86.17 | 95.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9776. | severed_toast (severedtoast) | 86.17 | 95% | 2020-05-31 |
| 9777. | Mannered Youth (mannered_yo... | 86.16 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9778. | Jinska4 (jinska2004) | 86.16 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 9779. | Max (xiinq) | 86.16 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 9780. | Noob (noobgam) | 86.16 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |