I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10070. | Jenny (fuzeoyo) | 85.43 | 97% | 2021-02-16 |
| 10071. | Filip (jyunero) | 85.43 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 10072. | Rain (rain673) | 85.42 | 98% | 2024-12-03 |
| 10073. | jay (vjrtss) | 85.42 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 10074. | Mark (veltzer) | 85.42 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 10075. | Barbara (barmak) | 85.41 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
| 10076. | Andrew (viper42usa) | 85.41 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 10077. | Xave (meowcat12) | 85.40 | 96.6% | 2024-09-04 |
| 10078. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 85.40 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 10079. | epic (epikc) | 85.40 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 10080. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 85.40 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 10081. | Shauzen (maximalcrazy) | 85.40 | 95.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10082. | Heyhou (david73) | 85.40 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 10083. | Jeamron (jeamronarat) | 85.40 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 10084. | Aldir (faway) | 85.39 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10085. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10086. | kil (kilzo1) | 85.38 | 97% | 2025-06-21 |
| 10087. | Jav (jav77) | 85.38 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 10088. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 85.38 | 97.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 10089. | Bryan (braheem007) | 85.38 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10090. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 10091. | Hagridden Car (euclidean1) | 85.37 | 96.3% | 2025-03-05 |
| 10092. | HD (hdcodecj) | 85.37 | 96.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 10093. | Jayden (jayballr) | 85.37 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 10094. | Alastair (brokenrules) | 85.37 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 10095. | speedy^G (ceratopogonidae) | 85.37 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 10096. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 85.37 | 98% | 2023-11-10 |
| 10097. | Daniel Nguyen (dan_win) | 85.36 | 96.7% | 2024-12-01 |
| 10098. | Avi (st3phan0) | 85.36 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 10099. | kerem (minor11) | 85.36 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |