Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2313. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 77.11 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2314. | Jayro (miklolol) | 77.11 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2315. | Player 2 (jeffer_drive) | 77.11 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2316. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 77.11 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2317. | JJ (jjbonta) | 77.10 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 2318. | REE (reeeeeeeeee3) | 77.09 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2319. | Rae (gigimarie) | 77.08 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 2320. | Darren (zasterix) | 77.08 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2321. | CaccMann (aloned) | 77.05 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 2322. | Matt (teusz07) | 77.05 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 2323. | Mac (fingerfrenzy) | 77.04 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2324. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 77.02 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2325. | Jamin (hoonji) | 77.02 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2326. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 77.00 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2327. | John (slomega) | 76.99 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2328. | me_irl (powderer) | 76.97 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2329. | BPA (bpacaptive) | 76.96 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2330. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 76.95 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 2331. | fe (ferkoaa) | 76.95 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2332. | Psyhackological (blackswift) | 76.92 | 94% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2333. | debois (debois) | 76.92 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2334. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 76.91 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 2335. | Aidin (aidin177) | 76.90 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2336. | G (gee_206) | 76.90 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2337. | Jonatan (gustesmil) | 76.90 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2338. | Jasmin (thegreatdk) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 2339. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 76.88 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2340. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2341. | doquan (doquannnn) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
| 2342. | Yo (azurewinter) | 76.86 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |