So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27946. | bazinga (bazinga69) | 56.31 | 94% | 2013-11-17 |
| 27947. | Javier (ramboelmanoso) | 56.30 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 27948. | K (chhan) | 56.30 | 92% | 2013-05-13 |
| 27949. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 56.30 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 27950. | Jalen (jaalen21) | 56.30 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 27951. | Anh-Tuan (tuanbka2z) | 56.30 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 27952. | greg (gregm) | 56.30 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 27953. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 56.30 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 27954. | Matt (mattdorow) | 56.30 | 95% | 2015-01-04 |
| 27955. | Kupo (kuponata) | 56.30 | 93% | 2013-12-24 |
| 27956. | Krissy (krissy12) | 56.30 | 97% | 2013-09-27 |
| 27957. | Stefan (zaphodb) | 56.29 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 27958. | Nils (chewhaz) | 56.29 | 95% | 2017-10-24 |
| 27959. | Mathias (mathias64) | 56.29 | 94% | 2017-09-22 |
| 27960. | Onur (skaliba) | 56.29 | 92% | 2011-12-28 |
| 27961. | Gear Fourth (tanitandjesse) | 56.29 | 89% | 2015-07-24 |
| 27962. | I Failed NNN (ifailednnn) | 56.28 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 27963. | Ayush (ajrksh) | 56.28 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 27964. | Wei zheng (weizheng) | 56.28 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 27965. | Murali Prasanth (muralipras... | 56.28 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 27966. | Lewis (manorvic) | 56.28 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 27967. | typejo (typejo) | 56.28 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 27968. | chonthicha (bowling) | 56.28 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 27969. | Bong (bongchik) | 56.28 | 98% | 2012-08-18 |
| 27970. | Brett (alrightbro) | 56.28 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 27971. | Prabhav (hikachu__) | 56.27 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 27972. | lucas (lucas757) | 56.27 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| 27973. | Alex (byobcello) | 56.27 | 95% | 2012-03-18 |
| 27974. | raymund (raymund_jerk) | 56.27 | 91% | 2011-11-07 |
| 27975. | joshua (madara_mandar) | 56.27 | 93% | 2012-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |