Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5529. | seb (beautifulbutches) | 55.86 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 5530. | goobe (ilikescheese) | 55.86 | 94% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5531. | fishmanbmt (fishmanbmt) | 55.86 | 98% | 2017-07-20 |
| 5532. | Erkhes (erkhes1999) | 55.85 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5533. | Melk (melk3) | 55.83 | 95% | 2017-07-15 |
| 5534. | hauzan (hauzanabhan) | 55.82 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 5535. | journey to 100WPM (snake45) | 55.81 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5536. | Wolf (wolf_164) | 55.80 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5537. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 55.79 | 93% | 2020-07-27 |
| 5538. | Californium (californium) | 55.78 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 5539. | yuh (peepeepoopoo123) | 55.77 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5540. | Latech064 (latech064) | 55.73 | 95% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5541. | Nishi (nishi_key) | 55.73 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5542. | Eliot (seminyoon1) | 55.72 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 5543. | Joel (leoijii) | 55.71 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5544. | gog (guanquan) | 55.70 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 5545. | benjamin (benjamindino) | 55.69 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 5546. | Botanic (botanic) | 55.69 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 5547. | Tal (tkalderon) | 55.63 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 5548. | Melius (melius) | 55.63 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5549. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 55.62 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 5550. | Hamza (hamstared) | 55.61 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
| 5551. | Seth (bluesuperglue) | 55.61 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 5552. | El (el_mago) | 55.60 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5553. | SukyColemak (sukythedog) | 55.59 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5554. | Carlos (crosal2378) | 55.59 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5555. | Reuben (vandr) | 55.58 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 5556. | a (lugiuno) | 55.56 | 94% | 2019-02-23 |
| 5557. | Marcin (zawadsoon) | 55.55 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 5558. | aspedrosa (aspedrosa) | 55.54 | 95% | 2019-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |