Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5341. | Suhel (horacio_chopin) | 51.02 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5342. | azam.webdesigner1@gmail.com... | 51.00 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 5343. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 50.99 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5344. | hugh (spoop) | 50.96 | 92% | 2020-09-07 |
| 5345. | sreelasya (sreelasyamuvva) | 50.96 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5346. | Vik (vbuster991) | 50.96 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 5347. | Please use an appropriate n... | 50.95 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5348. | anay (anay147) | 50.94 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 5349. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 50.93 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 5350. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 50.92 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5351. | Afham (afhamhilmi) | 50.91 | 93% | 2017-10-21 |
| 5352. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 50.89 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
| 5353. | Aadil (aadil0392) | 50.89 | 94% | 2018-10-31 |
| 5354. | Elliot (currie) | 50.88 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 5355. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 50.88 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5356. | nother (nother) | 50.87 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5357. | Honk (honkis) | 50.86 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 5358. | Bo (borelly) | 50.86 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5359. | Jess (jessmxrie) | 50.85 | 95% | 2019-10-28 |
| 5360. | ali (alianggie) | 50.82 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 5361. | Rodolfo (rudady) | 50.79 | 94% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5362. | Omar (manual_gears) | 50.78 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5363. | Jose (hoxe) | 50.75 | 95% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5364. | syed (alishah110) | 50.73 | 93% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5365. | unholy (virus_) | 50.72 | 94% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5366. | Sanket (circuit_53) | 50.71 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5367. | ready (vready) | 50.71 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 5368. | Mohammad (solaiman123) | 50.69 | 94% | 2019-09-21 |
| 5369. | Always working (varunguptas) | 50.68 | 94% | 2018-05-27 |
| 5370. | Sagar (sagar37) | 50.66 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |