I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12735. | Ngoune (tyrex1) | 79.18 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 12736. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 12737. | Jordan (itsyordyay) | 79.18 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 12738. | xiangpeng (linxiangpeng) | 79.17 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 12739. | juicebox (xobeciuj) | 79.17 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 12740. | Kenny (infection7) | 79.17 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 12741. | Henry (khitan) | 79.17 | 98.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12742. | Eric (ericchung) | 79.17 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 12743. | Alex (alexkelly) | 79.17 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 12744. | Ahmed Husayn (pr1vate) | 79.16 | 97.6% | 2024-08-30 |
| 12745. | Andrew (paulpedro773) | 79.16 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 12746. | Chris (mctalon1) | 79.16 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 12747. | damaster (masteredtyping) | 79.16 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 12748. | the (rank1zen) | 79.16 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 12749. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 79.16 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12750. | ⚡️warrior typer (ahmadr... | 79.16 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 12751. | Aidan (voidatomic) | 79.15 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 12752. | amy (wyaoh) | 79.15 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 12753. | Gina (borbinon) | 79.15 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 12754. | Shone (shone1998) | 79.15 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 12755. | SafetyHelmet (safetyhelmet1) | 79.14 | 94.7% | 2024-05-20 |
| 12756. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 79.14 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
| 12757. | sam (grommok) | 79.14 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 12758. | Carbonat (typinator430) | 79.13 | 97% | 2025-06-30 |
| 12759. | Laffs (laffs) | 79.13 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 12760. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 79.13 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 12761. | Lochlan (heskanator) | 79.13 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 12762. | Evani (evani78) | 79.12 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 12763. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 79.12 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12764. | Georges (w0lf361) | 79.11 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |