I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17310. | TD (pussiahma) | 71.18 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 17311. | : { (john_fin) | 71.18 | 92% | 2015-05-25 |
| 17312. | Vincent (vincemince) | 71.18 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 17313. | omni (omniext) | 71.17 | 95.2% | 2023-08-14 |
| 17314. | Andrew (fyir) | 71.17 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 17315. | 𝐊 𝐑 𝐀 𝐊 𝐄 ... | 71.17 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 17316. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 71.17 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 17317. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 71.17 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
| 17318. | Didoff (didoff) | 71.16 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 17319. | nomnom27 (nomnom27) | 71.16 | 98.7% | 2024-04-25 |
| 17320. | Feariscool (fearisdumb) | 71.16 | 95% | 2022-12-01 |
| 17321. | ApSad (apaars) | 71.16 | 91% | 2015-10-04 |
| 17322. | antiphon (goodmania) | 71.15 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 17323. | ΠΟΥΤΣΑΡΑΣ (statist... | 71.15 | 96.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 17324. | Luke (lukecao) | 71.15 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 17325. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 71.15 | 99% | 2016-06-20 |
| 17326. | Al (bootsofnoobility) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 17327. | Manjula (manjula121) | 71.14 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 17328. | Catherine (cl23409) | 71.14 | 89% | 2015-12-07 |
| 17329. | G (gepstra) | 71.14 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 17330. | Kamol (danny_13) | 71.14 | 96.1% | 2023-09-18 |
| 17331. | Long (phamlong0711) | 71.14 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 17332. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 71.14 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17333. | Kuba (hackplack) | 71.14 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 17334. | Ethan (wheathan) | 71.14 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 17335. | hawkR5 (h123_321) | 71.14 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
| 17336. | Maciej (thasobot) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 17337. | Nick (shiningspark) | 71.13 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 17338. | Noel (nowellrl) | 71.13 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 17339. | Evan (lil_effer) | 71.12 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |