The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8300. | Akhil (akhilkm) | 50.36 | 92% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8301. | Mohammad Faisal (victoryland) | 50.36 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 8302. | joe (jwvv77) | 50.36 | 90% | 2013-12-03 |
| 8303. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 50.36 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 8304. | R3d (1ch1g0) | 50.36 | 93% | 2014-05-06 |
| 8305. | Ma (ujm254687) | 50.35 | 94% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8306. | bhollas (bhollas) | 50.35 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 8307. | melyn (mel_lynn) | 50.34 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
| 8308. | zyzy (zyzy0618) | 50.34 | 97.1% | 2023-08-27 |
| 8309. | maria (pajmaz) | 50.34 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 8310. | Claude (pachec) | 50.34 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 8311. | Oleg (rammanoff) | 50.34 | 99% | 2012-08-27 |
| 8312. | Shafiul (shafi1258) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 8313. | Kian (kiankian) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8314. | sultan (sul2005tan) | 50.33 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 8315. | sheng (shengdudie) | 50.33 | 98% | 2015-07-25 |
| 8316. | Leonid (leosmrdljak) | 50.32 | 94% | 2021-03-28 |
| 8317. | seif (seifgost) | 50.32 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8318. | Tronik345 (tronik345) | 50.32 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8319. | Boo_layout_noob (boolayoutn... | 50.32 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8320. | Vladi (vladist) | 50.32 | 96% | 2013-02-09 |
| 8321. | jasmine (chandani) | 50.32 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 8322. | dio (what_is_pain) | 50.32 | 94% | 2018-12-20 |
| 8323. | cc (catttttt) | 50.32 | 88% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8324. | Apperception (apperception) | 50.32 | 87% | 2011-05-16 |
| 8325. | Himanshu (himsingh11) | 50.31 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8326. | Clara (clarajosephine) | 50.31 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 8327. | Steve (srd93) | 50.31 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 8328. | kaylee (lambo) | 50.31 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 8329. | Sumanth (gsumanth) | 50.31 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |