I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4484. | Sam (elementroar) | 107.59 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4485. | Brew (brewtime) | 107.58 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 4486. | a (yungskrunt) | 107.58 | 98.2% | 2023-08-20 |
| 4487. | Geo (godex) | 107.58 | 100% | 2022-10-23 |
| 4488. | haniel monki (ivious) | 107.57 | 97.6% | 2024-06-15 |
| 4489. | Nick (npfontan) | 107.57 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 4490. | grep-er (511kartik) | 107.56 | 99% | 2025-07-15 |
| 4491. | Brendan (breid) | 107.56 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 4492. | Human (ihuman) | 107.56 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 4493. | Gaga (gagacum) | 107.56 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4494. | Sean Paolo (seanpaolo_22) | 107.55 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4495. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 107.55 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 4496. | Darth Plagueis (aw_3) | 107.55 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 4497. | SlowestInternetHere (theslo... | 107.55 | 100% | 2017-06-02 |
| 4498. | akshat (akxs) | 107.53 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 4499. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 107.53 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4500. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 107.51 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 4501. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 107.51 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4502. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 107.50 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 4503. | Eric (heeric) | 107.50 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 4504. | Mr.Bob (justwewe) | 107.49 | 98% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4505. | Cisco (typer87) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2025-01-26 |
| 4506. | Mario (hober) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4507. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 107.49 | 99.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4508. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 107.49 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4509. | Johnny (glassharmonica) | 107.48 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 4510. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 107.48 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4511. | Bob (octopus32) | 107.48 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 4512. | uzu (uzuiiske) | 107.46 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 4513. | Will (willclinton) | 107.46 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |