There's an old joke, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions!" Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
—from Annie Hall, a movie by Woody Allen
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 896. | Jordan (jordanthecat) | 98.49 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 897. | Andy (andywantsdeath) | 98.47 | 100% | 2020-02-02 |
| 898. | Kenneth (pinnekle) | 98.46 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 899. | Pedro (timboly3) | 98.43 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 900. | jas (nagataro) | 98.43 | 99% | 2019-07-07 |
| 901. | noquit (blusteve) | 98.43 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 902. | Me (something_s) | 98.42 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 903. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 98.33 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 904. | stanley (stanley9966) | 98.32 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 905. | katପ♡ଓ (spiced) | 98.32 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 906. | Edjan (ejdan123) | 98.29 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 907. | carve (carve) | 98.29 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 908. | Trash Account (hellsnow) | 98.28 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 909. | Michelle (michellebai) | 98.24 | 100% | 2019-07-10 |
| 910. | s (flatstanley9966) | 98.24 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
| 911. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 98.19 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 912. | 'ello (boerewors) | 98.16 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 913. | oriom (orionrw) | 98.11 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 914. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 98.06 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 915. | Evan (evanhung) | 98.02 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 916. | John (chessant2015) | 98.02 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 917. | cherub (cherub) | 97.97 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 918. | Liam (backflip9) | 97.96 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 919. | Helen (28promises) | 97.95 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 920. | zeusjuicy (zeusjuicy) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 921. | joey (jvtt) | 97.92 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 922. | myth (fear_ed) | 97.90 | 99% | 2020-09-05 |
| 923. | Sonny (sonnyblaze) | 97.90 | 98% | 2017-10-29 |
| 924. | Dari (pokeuhkc19) | 97.89 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 925. | Crafty (craftywastaken) | 97.89 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,863 | 78.69 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 6 | 115.21 | August 3, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 69.37 | January 14, 2024 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 81.07 | July 30, 2021 |