I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1978. | big (bigfinger420) | 119.63 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 1979. | Lusssqueta (caraio) | 119.63 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1980. | Stefanos (phtevphs) | 119.60 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 1981. | (fafadoodle) | 119.59 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 1982. | 65best (65best) | 119.59 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 1983. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 119.59 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 1984. | Kris (kris_uniwolf) | 119.59 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 1985. | Kevin (mrtrololo) | 119.59 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 1986. | |)are2|_eap (cepetir) | 119.57 | 98.4% | 2024-07-31 |
| 1987. | Onomato (onomato) | 119.56 | 98.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 1988. | Mike (dnarb123) | 119.55 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 1989. | fibbly bibbly (wooblersham) | 119.55 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 1990. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 119.53 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1991. | DUFOUR (dufour) | 119.53 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1992. | sammito1 (sammito1) | 119.53 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 1993. | Jackie (laserelite) | 119.53 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 1994. | 'ello (boerewors) | 119.52 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1995. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 119.51 | 99.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1996. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 119.50 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 1997. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 119.50 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
| 1998. | mwizard (mwizard) | 119.50 | 99% | 2021-05-03 |
| 1999. | Max (winstonlisa) | 119.49 | 100% | 2021-07-02 |
| 2000. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 119.48 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 2001. | Morgan (morgggan49) | 119.48 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
| 2002. | spooki (saltysuki) | 119.47 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| 2003. | Onionkreb (onionkreb) | 119.46 | 99% | 2021-09-26 |
| 2004. | polobao! (swxnnzie) | 119.46 | 100% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2005. | kyankld (kyankld2) | 119.45 | 99% | 2024-02-14 |
| 2006. | Femosis (femosis) | 119.44 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 2007. | Mel (smelons) | 119.44 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |