So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34763. | (megaracer) | 39.76 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 34764. | (ashraf2) | 39.75 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 34765. | Illarion (illarion) | 39.75 | 92% | 2022-12-13 |
| 34766. | (mabx) | 39.74 | 90% | 2016-07-01 |
| 34767. | (kluchhard) | 39.74 | 94% | 2018-09-29 |
| 34768. | Diego (dimeco) | 39.74 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 34769. | (kishanraj2006) | 39.74 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 34770. | (burnsmor) | 39.74 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 34771. | FASIA (fasia) | 39.73 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 34772. | (time6) | 39.73 | 92% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34773. | (mwinn9) | 39.73 | 94% | 2020-03-02 |
| 34774. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 39.73 | 92% | 2016-09-30 |
| 34775. | Achilles8x (achilles8x) | 39.73 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 34776. | Light (lightghimire) | 39.72 | 92.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 34777. | ucok (ucoknaga) | 39.72 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 34778. | giniyat (fsgini) | 39.72 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 34779. | Zenith (zenith1g) | 39.71 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 34780. | Bobzero (bobzero) | 39.71 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 34781. | (indonesia) | 39.71 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 34782. | Emil (slugg) | 39.70 | 90% | 2015-10-01 |
| 34783. | Dhruv (daddyguns_) | 39.69 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 34784. | Ali (ali_pro) | 39.69 | 91% | 2021-08-25 |
| 34785. | Kosjenka (kosjenka) | 39.69 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 34786. | (bigkahuna) | 39.69 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 34787. | (mangan) | 39.69 | 82% | 2016-07-08 |
| 34788. | Nguyen (myouzen) | 39.68 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 34789. | (elpop) | 39.67 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 34790. | lofr1t (lofr1t) | 39.66 | 93% | 2021-08-28 |
| 34791. | Trần (thuytran898) | 39.66 | 91% | 2011-12-25 |
| 34792. | Haj Mohsen (mohsenmkh71) | 39.65 | 94% | 2022-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |