Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4052. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 65.15 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 4053. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 65.14 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 4054. | Peter (portiz121803) | 65.14 | 95% | 2019-09-12 |
| 4055. | Abdul (arorigin) | 65.14 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4056. | Robbie (qweens) | 65.14 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4057. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 65.13 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4058. | T (raket124) | 65.12 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 4059. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 65.10 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 4060. | brbrb (brbrb) | 65.10 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4061. | Kuba (wiechciu) | 65.10 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 4062. | Koshi (e_g_g) | 65.10 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4063. | lol (lolspedicey) | 65.05 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4064. | Nate (natekid11) | 65.03 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4065. | why leave the race (___0___) | 65.01 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 4066. | fishmanbmt (fishmanbmt) | 65.00 | 100% | 2019-10-26 |
| 4067. | Billy (hines5791) | 64.98 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 4068. | Bob (bobpopp) | 64.97 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4069. | Ahmed (_ahmed2001youssef) | 64.97 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4070. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 64.94 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 4071. | law (lawx) | 64.94 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 4072. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 64.93 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 4073. | Bhad Bhobby (dillnutt) | 64.93 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 4074. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 64.92 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 4075. | Jose (quod) | 64.92 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4076. | Fran (fuxtrot) | 64.90 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 4077. | Lipda (balm33994) | 64.88 | 96% | 2020-01-07 |
| 4078. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 64.87 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 4079. | LongGone (byejack123) | 64.86 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 4080. | Harvey (harveygb2003) | 64.85 | 94% | 2020-03-14 |
| 4081. | chollip (chollip) | 64.85 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |