I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8497. | Alicia (ayhe95) | 90.35 | 97.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8498. | Rqj (poppyprodigy) | 90.35 | 95% | 2025-05-28 |
| 8499. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 90.35 | 99% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8500. | thu (thutype) | 90.34 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 8501. | Somogyi (vincture) | 90.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8502. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8503. | Will (pozzpyo) | 90.33 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 8504. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 90.33 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8505. | JD (jigglyjd) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8506. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 90.33 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 8507. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 90.32 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 8508. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8509. | lua (lualua) | 90.32 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 8510. | Giulio (giulio89) | 90.32 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 8511. | [Bl4nk] (mahneymchef) | 90.31 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8512. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 90.31 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8513. | Donald Trump is My God. HeC... | 90.30 | 96.2% | 2024-09-04 |
| 8514. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 90.30 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 8515. | Alyssa (igngenerator) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8516. | Bob (bobpopp) | 90.30 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 8517. | 港女 (hkgal) | 90.30 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 8518. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 90.30 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 8519. | Will R (redderz1) | 90.29 | 99.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 8520. | Shane (kyulim) | 90.29 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 8521. | clarence (zerogly) | 90.29 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8522. | Dash (darkdash) | 90.29 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8523. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 90.29 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8524. | Esmer (23455432) | 90.29 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 8525. | vow (vroomvow) | 90.28 | 95% | 2024-05-02 |
| 8526. | Tox (darshan2006) | 90.28 | 96% | 2024-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |