As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11694. | H J (ojinjin) | 79.12 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11695. | Micah (micahfriesen) | 79.12 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11696. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 79.12 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11697. | myco (myco24) | 79.12 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
| 11698. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 79.11 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11699. | pan (oldpan) | 79.10 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 11700. | Austin (chibomb) | 79.10 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
| 11701. | Housekeeping (speedshticks) | 79.10 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 11702. | Michael (michael527) | 79.10 | 91% | 2015-10-11 |
| 11703. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 79.10 | 92% | 2016-09-09 |
| 11704. | Star Platinum (starplatinum... | 79.09 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11705. | Chicken (chickenrun0) | 79.09 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11706. | ng (minhtuhay123) | 79.09 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11707. | bubu (cgfu) | 79.09 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 11708. | totnamjoon (off_the_page) | 79.09 | 91% | 2015-04-14 |
| 11709. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 79.09 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
| 11710. | Persona (unknownpersona) | 79.08 | 92% | 2016-08-19 |
| 11711. | WellLubed (welllubed) | 79.08 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11712. | William (bobodahobo54) | 79.08 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11713. | Justin (jvstin522) | 79.08 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11714. | nonaem (apansi) | 79.08 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 11715. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 79.08 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 11716. | Marjuk (mashrafimarjuk) | 79.07 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 11717. | Humbble (freedom97) | 79.07 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11718. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 79.07 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11719. | Alex (alq231089) | 79.07 | 94% | 2016-08-26 |
| 11720. | Dhaval (dhaval06) | 79.06 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 11721. | AAAAAAAAA (laolaolao1) | 79.05 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11722. | Rea (rlst) | 79.05 | 98% | 2015-06-02 |
| 11723. | Domen (sablja) | 79.05 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |