The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8365. | Malacca (malaysia) | 92.66 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 8366. | makaio (neosifr) | 92.66 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 8367. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 92.66 | 96% | 2016-03-31 |
| 8368. | Capn (capncakes) | 92.66 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 8369. | mohsye (mohsye) | 92.65 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
| 8370. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 92.65 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8371. | Angelo (yonep) | 92.65 | 94% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8372. | ih8israel (partypooper100) | 92.63 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 8373. | Phoenix (phoenix_w) | 92.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 8374. | Decima (blastin) | 92.62 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 8375. | beehah (beehahem) | 92.61 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8376. | j (quinoaaa) | 92.61 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 8377. | wango (wango) | 92.61 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 8378. | Absolut (rluyen) | 92.61 | 98% | 2014-06-24 |
| 8379. | Tabs (aptex) | 92.61 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 8380. | Avi (avi_130) | 92.61 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8381. | Lost (lostviajero) | 92.60 | 97% | 2013-10-27 |
| 8382. | William (bobodahobo54) | 92.60 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8383. | Brent (avoc17) | 92.60 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8384. | Exxnihiloo (redeemer152) | 92.60 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
| 8385. | Maria (marose14) | 92.60 | 97% | 2015-03-05 |
| 8386. | Fiona (lilmeg37) | 92.60 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 8387. | Israel is committing a geno... | 92.59 | 99% | 2023-06-21 |
| 8388. | Sonatry (danyannang) | 92.59 | 97% | 2016-02-14 |
| 8389. | asdasd (snufseren) | 92.59 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8390. | Paul (phroth) | 92.59 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
| 8391. | michael (donachiemj) | 92.59 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 8392. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 92.58 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 8393. | Jake (autorunner) | 92.58 | 95% | 2014-06-02 |
| 8394. | peench (gozaimasu) | 92.58 | 93% | 2015-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |