So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15026. | Evans (xerodo) | 76.22 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 15027. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 15028. | Daniel (dpmaloney) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 15029. | Stathis (stathis) | 76.22 | 91% | 2016-02-26 |
| 15030. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 76.22 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15031. | Sorin (zarzare) | 76.22 | 98% | 2013-02-18 |
| 15032. | Pronto (pronto_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 15033. | Matthew (liberz) | 76.22 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
| 15034. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 76.22 | 89% | 2017-01-31 |
| 15035. | Tzeyan (noddy325) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15036. | Samuel (sampro) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 15037. | Free Palestine (chaoticorder) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 15038. | Shahid (shaddagreat) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15039. | Punkblue (oblivinati) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| 15040. | Water (jeffersonjap) | 76.21 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 15041. | Brandon (brandstand) | 76.21 | 99% | 2013-08-08 |
| 15042. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 76.20 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 15043. | William (bobodahobo54) | 76.20 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 15044. | Xia (xia0907) | 76.20 | 95.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 15045. | Phuong (vuonghdphuong) | 76.20 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 15046. | Jack (jacknc) | 76.20 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 15047. | Hildor (cdm2011) | 76.20 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
| 15048. | Vivi (veevaa) | 76.19 | 99% | 2021-12-18 |
| 15049. | Marlon (genedy21) | 76.19 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 15050. | Bo (mrboli) | 76.19 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 15051. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 76.19 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15052. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 76.19 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 15053. | Jason (typing_boi69) | 76.19 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 15054. | Richard (mrm3man) | 76.19 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 15055. | Hadrian (indi60) | 76.19 | 96% | 2014-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |