As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25371. | Michael (michaelw32) | 46.32 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 25372. | Melissa (melgg) | 46.31 | 92% | 2020-12-30 |
| 25373. | BRUH (eppepen) | 46.30 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 25374. | kenyer (k3nyir) | 46.30 | 94% | 2023-05-25 |
| 25375. | Chum (alexsalgadojr) | 46.30 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 25376. | ahmed (ahmed_mohamed775) | 46.30 | 93% | 2020-06-07 |
| 25377. | sholdman (sholdman) | 46.30 | 94% | 2015-05-28 |
| 25378. | Muhammad (dridrees) | 46.30 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 25379. | The (mrperfectionista) | 46.29 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 25380. | Ocean (teaoni_on_mints) | 46.29 | 93% | 2019-01-10 |
| 25381. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 46.29 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 25382. | Albert (cheezad) | 46.28 | 93% | 2021-07-29 |
| 25383. | kjell (kjellbudal@gmail.com) | 46.28 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 25384. | Kriz (not_a_typist) | 46.27 | 95% | 2020-04-16 |
| 25385. | Sarah (sarah_bear) | 46.27 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 25386. | kenny (kenny__) | 46.27 | 89% | 2015-08-01 |
| 25387. | Garrett (joejoefriez) | 46.26 | 85% | 2016-09-20 |
| 25388. | Dave (cunners123) | 46.26 | 90% | 2015-04-07 |
| 25389. | Bobby (bobleo732) | 46.26 | 92% | 2015-07-28 |
| 25390. | Sya (happycrxss) | 46.25 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 25391. | Dusk (qabir87) | 46.25 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 25392. | Sam (samparish) | 46.25 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 25393. | 03438547665 (0343) | 46.25 | 88% | 2016-03-11 |
| 25394. | Devone (dev1young) | 46.24 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 25395. | Darren (genghiskhan) | 46.23 | 92% | 2015-10-08 |
| 25396. | Jayant (jayantjpr) | 46.23 | 91% | 2015-10-20 |
| 25397. | Harjot (harjot_singh) | 46.22 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 25398. | Jax (jax_sandrich) | 46.22 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 25399. | Maxmengt (mengt2012) | 46.21 | 92% | 2015-06-08 |
| 25400. | Nathan (nwahba000) | 46.21 | 96% | 2016-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |