Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4652. | Bridget (bahns) | 58.59 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 4653. | sami (omega_ruby) | 58.57 | 94% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4654. | shmuck (devrajwashereyt) | 58.56 | 92% | 2020-10-30 |
| 4655. | Andrey (octoboar) | 58.56 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4656. | Sam (gates250) | 58.55 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| 4657. | MNG (baatar123) | 58.51 | 93% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4658. | Skúli (sruni) | 58.51 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4659. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 58.51 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 4660. | Matt (kirito3141) | 58.49 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 4661. | mikduc (samurai_dodo) | 58.47 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4662. | art (artushhheee) | 58.46 | 94% | 2020-09-10 |
| 4663. | ak (int_) | 58.45 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 4664. | Gabe (ein9224) | 58.45 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4665. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 58.44 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4666. | Julio (jubaan) | 58.43 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 4667. | Rj (arjitsx) | 58.42 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4668. | hsdhtsht (nothename) | 58.41 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4669. | BobjimPlays (bobjimplays) | 58.41 | 95% | 2019-07-19 |
| 4670. | a (stanrude) | 58.39 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4671. | A (akane49) | 58.35 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4672. | tsaraf (tsaraf) | 58.31 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4673. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 58.31 | 93% | 2020-11-08 |
| 4674. | Josh (joshbrooha) | 58.29 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4675. | Pingu (boredpingu) | 58.27 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4676. | Direk (black_panda) | 58.27 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4677. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 58.26 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 4678. | Abu Raziel (abu_raziel) | 58.26 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 4679. | Ukrainian (iamarab) | 58.24 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 4680. | Dakota (dakotathesock) | 58.22 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4681. | Curious (curiousbetsy) | 58.18 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |