As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2129. | Ben (softaco) | 111.93 | 99% | 2018-05-14 |
| 2130. | Hywell (hywell) | 111.91 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 2131. | kxlul (kxlul) | 111.90 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 2132. | Karellen (karellen) | 111.90 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
| 2133. | Yarkz_YT (youtube_yarkz) | 111.89 | 97.5% | 2024-01-10 |
| 2134. | Matt (mattlo) | 111.88 | 94% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2135. | Axton (recklessxd) | 111.87 | 99% | 2019-01-14 |
| 2136. | joe (dewyy) | 111.86 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
| 2137. | Thomas (tdai698) | 111.86 | 100% | 2017-10-27 |
| 2138. | Bob (bobobobby) | 111.85 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 2139. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 111.84 | 98.4% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2140. | Tiffany (tylietz) | 111.83 | 99.1% | 2024-10-14 |
| 2141. | Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) | 111.83 | 99% | 2024-04-23 |
| 2142. | Timothy (tim_smithhh) | 111.83 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2143. | E (ee89) | 111.82 | 97.4% | 2024-08-18 |
| 2144. | d (hirundinidae) | 111.82 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 2145. | poem ⛈️ (storm) | 111.79 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 2146. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 111.79 | 98% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2147. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 111.78 | 99% | 2022-01-19 |
| 2148. | ego (egoductor) | 111.78 | 99% | 2015-06-08 |
| 2149. | new switches okayy (canarijan) | 111.77 | 96% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2150. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 111.77 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 2151. | Gaussian (ndrous20) | 111.75 | 100% | 2024-05-26 |
| 2152. | John Carlo (krnz) | 111.75 | 98% | 2015-08-12 |
| 2153. | Irfan (magictoast) | 111.73 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 2154. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 111.73 | 100% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2155. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 111.72 | 98.1% | 2024-07-08 |
| 2156. | Jack (jack90001) | 111.72 | 98% | 2016-09-22 |
| 2157. | Lőrinc (mbalazs) | 111.72 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 2158. | Quackity (quackityisfast) | 111.71 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |