When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
 Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8154. | Cherry black (205g0) | 87.70 | 97% | 2020-08-22 | 
| 8155. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 87.70 | 97% | 2023-12-30 | 
| 8156. | KW (kiawa88) | 87.70 | 99% | 2019-04-07 | 
| 8157. | nutmeg (jv13) | 87.69 | 98.3% | 2024-12-20 | 
| 8158. | meeperz (meeperzz) | 87.69 | 97.7% | 2024-11-09 | 
| 8159. | L (ljthegodtyper) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-05-30 | 
| 8160. | Andrew (andrewlwm) | 87.69 | 97% | 2023-08-14 | 
| 8161. | Karim (karim909) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-03-01 | 
| 8162. | Dungo (dungodoot) | 87.69 | 97% | 2021-01-24 | 
| 8163. | Jec (slowlittlecar) | 87.69 | 94% | 2017-05-22 | 
| 8164. | Dean (geekdud1) | 87.69 | 99% | 2019-12-05 | 
| 8165. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 87.69 | 88% | 2017-05-30 | 
| 8166. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 87.68 | 97% | 2025-10-21 | 
| 8167. | Keegan (klav) | 87.68 | 95% | 2018-11-29 | 
| 8168. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 87.68 | 97% | 2022-11-15 | 
| 8169. | Tyler (exilereject) | 87.67 | 97% | 2021-12-01 | 
| 8170. | J (bnanapeel) | 87.66 | 96% | 2016-12-10 | 
| 8171. | Andre (slup) | 87.66 | 96% | 2017-09-30 | 
| 8172. | renz (rennzyboo) | 87.66 | 97% | 2017-07-11 | 
| 8173. | Scungilli Man (beerandflyers) | 87.65 | 98% | 2021-03-15 | 
| 8174. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 87.65 | 96% | 2024-05-06 | 
| 8175. | BigMig (bigmig) | 87.64 | 95% | 2025-01-31 | 
| 8176. | coughee (jkeelan) | 87.64 | 97% | 2019-12-27 | 
| 8177. | Kenny (daijouboobs) | 87.64 | 97% | 2018-08-09 | 
| 8178. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 87.64 | 97.5% | 2023-09-06 | 
| 8179. | Bao (sushivision) | 87.64 | 97% | 2019-05-22 | 
| 8180. | Michael (planetz) | 87.64 | 97% | 2020-05-22 | 
| 8181. | Diego (daggo145) | 87.64 | 97% | 2017-01-23 | 
| 8182. | Aleksa (alexample) | 87.63 | 98.3% | 2023-09-24 | 
| 8183. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 87.63 | 98% | 2022-10-10 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |