As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9641. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 9642. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9643. | Andres (andres0432) | 84.85 | 90% | 2017-01-06 |
| 9644. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 84.84 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9645. | Leon (tagats123) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 9646. | Chad (godchad) | 84.84 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 9647. | MO-ZILLA (mo_zilla) | 84.83 | 97% | 2025-02-23 |
| 9648. | William (deviousdd) | 84.83 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9649. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 84.83 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9650. | Daniel (shadeless) | 84.83 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 9651. | Arun (genxt) | 84.82 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9652. | something (xuegalaxy) | 84.81 | 97.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 9653. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 84.81 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9654. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 9655. | Mathias (msivert) | 84.81 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9656. | Ivan (agrus) | 84.81 | 99% | 2018-04-14 |
| 9657. | Charlie (click_on_run) | 84.80 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 9658. | J (bnanapeel) | 84.80 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 9659. | Typing (drained_typist) | 84.80 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 9660. | Free Palestine (hoda_444) | 84.79 | 96% | 2025-02-09 |
| 9661. | secret (secrethehe) | 84.79 | 98.4% | 2025-04-07 |
| 9662. | Andrew (typeracerluver07) | 84.79 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 9663. | Pazinato (pazinato) | 84.79 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 9664. | Zyzz (avdmp3) | 84.79 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 9665. | Coop (gupp) | 84.79 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 9666. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 84.79 | 97% | 2016-02-02 |
| 9667. | Big (bigfatmeat) | 84.78 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9668. | Jason (jkxm) | 84.78 | 96.7% | 2024-12-06 |
| 9669. | Beholder (beholder0) | 84.78 | 91% | 2016-10-17 |
| 9670. | Klement (klementchen74) | 84.78 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |