The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14487. | suchita (suchitaa) | 34.31 | 88% | 2013-08-20 |
| 14488. | as (inside) | 34.31 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 14489. | Bethany (bethanyhicks) | 34.31 | 81% | 2012-10-08 |
| 14490. | anshu (ansh) | 34.30 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 14491. | Dashan (marshan) | 34.29 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 14492. | Rob (roboraptor) | 34.28 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 14493. | zaman (kzaman) | 34.28 | 95.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14494. | Matthew (ayersm19) | 34.27 | 91% | 2013-11-07 |
| 14495. | kraszten (bolbu) | 34.27 | 92% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14496. | prakash (adiveppak) | 34.26 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 14497. | Worachat (bizoguc) | 34.26 | 91% | 2012-06-17 |
| 14498. | Kenneth (barklan) | 34.25 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 14499. | Truong (tnguy8) | 34.24 | 92% | 2013-03-25 |
| 14500. | narz (narz) | 34.24 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 14501. | Ednaldo (ednaldojor) | 34.23 | 92% | 2012-06-30 |
| 14502. | ceris (ceris1) | 34.21 | 96% | 2013-01-27 |
| 14503. | OKSATA (oksata) | 34.20 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 14504. | DG123 (dgouws) | 34.20 | 94% | 2022-08-12 |
| 14505. | abdulla (elpop) | 34.20 | 90.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14506. | Ezra 🖤⛓ (blurr_yfa_ce) | 34.20 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 14507. | RayNathan (raynathan) | 34.19 | 94% | 2019-02-09 |
| 14508. | Burger (somental) | 34.18 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14509. | tasjid (tasjid) | 34.16 | 92% | 2012-09-07 |
| 14510. | Techno (techno3452) | 34.15 | 94% | 2018-01-19 |
| 14511. | Nguyen (tikn911) | 34.15 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 14512. | Diego (megax454) | 34.15 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14513. | Mikateko Muthimba (mikateko... | 34.14 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 14514. | Geo (geoooooooo) | 34.14 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14515. | Radoslav (whizz) | 34.14 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 14516. | Vu (thanhbinh_) | 34.12 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |