The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9008. | Megan (lopinroo) | 91.25 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 9009. | Nico (nico_e) | 91.24 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 9010. | Uncreative (uncreatively) | 91.24 | 93% | 2013-07-28 |
| 9011. | loo (fuzzyballs) | 91.23 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 9012. | Timmy (chet09) | 91.23 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9013. | Justice (gumbol) | 91.23 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 9014. | Slay (slay1337) | 91.23 | 92% | 2015-12-29 |
| 9015. | Divide (divide0) | 91.23 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 9016. | S (anvilclash) | 91.23 | 95% | 2015-01-30 |
| 9017. | Quinn (shchekotiki) | 91.22 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 9018. | redfive (redfive5) | 91.22 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 9019. | Starman (gadgetliver) | 91.22 | 99% | 2015-05-13 |
| 9020. | Rob (nyrt4r) | 91.22 | 95% | 2014-05-28 |
| 9021. | Key (malformant) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 9022. | Mike (bruteforesight) | 91.22 | 94% | 2013-07-01 |
| 9023. | Tracey (traceyk) | 91.22 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 9024. | Kev (blumintea) | 91.21 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 9025. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 91.21 | 99% | 2019-06-29 |
| 9026. | bowlingfan21317 (bowlingfan... | 91.21 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 9027. | Jumla (jumla) | 91.21 | 84% | 2014-04-27 |
| 9028. | J Edgar (tomer) | 91.21 | 97% | 2012-02-13 |
| 9029. | Joshua (nopech) | 91.21 | 90% | 2011-05-21 |
| 9030. | Kantel (kantel) | 91.20 | 86% | 2015-09-16 |
| 9031. | Jasmine (i_heart_typing) | 91.20 | 96.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9032. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 91.20 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 9033. | winter (enjjj) | 91.20 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 9034. | Mini (minitotoro) | 91.19 | 96% | 2019-03-19 |
| 9035. | Marie (mcglock) | 91.19 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 9036. | Jisoo (guersam) | 91.19 | 93% | 2016-12-31 |
| 9037. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 91.18 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |