As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9321. | Exxnihiloo (redeemer152) | 85.22 | 96% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9322. | jo (jo_mo_) | 85.22 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 9323. | beta (betameta123) | 85.21 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9324. | Sam (tictactoeguru) | 85.20 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9325. | Hazi (haz1rah) | 85.20 | 99% | 2018-12-27 |
| 9326. | Lorenzo (lorenzo99) | 85.19 | 96.8% | 2025-01-08 |
| 9327. | my first (new_typerer) | 85.19 | 97.6% | 2024-01-14 |
| 9328. | Taco (i_the_sausage) | 85.19 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9329. | Hiro (hiroshima) | 85.19 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9330. | yeah! (brushily) | 85.19 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 9331. | Ienjoy (ienjoypasta) | 85.19 | 86% | 2016-10-04 |
| 9332. | Lee (im_fust_as_feck_bai) | 85.18 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 9333. | llama (flulululu) | 85.18 | 97.6% | 2024-06-25 |
| 9334. | Amber (amber_amber) | 85.18 | 99% | 2019-09-14 |
| 9335. | name (crazymario) | 85.18 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9336. | Rob (smooff) | 85.18 | 99% | 2017-06-27 |
| 9337. | Antriksh (antrikshy) | 85.17 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9338. | Eleonore (el_eo_nore) | 85.17 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 9339. | Simon (valerianflame) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 9340. | Kobe (blueswitch1) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 9341. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 85.17 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9342. | treespirit (treespirit) | 85.17 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 9343. | Kostas (legendxz) | 85.17 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9344. | Chubbers (chobbers) | 85.16 | 98% | 2025-02-05 |
| 9345. | nimitz (nimitzpro) | 85.16 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9346. | czvzxc (singhap) | 85.16 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 9347. | julianna (sushirolleater) | 85.15 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9348. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 85.15 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 9349. | Hoang Minh (lubu123456) | 85.15 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 9350. | Zoom Zoom (yokyu) | 85.14 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |