Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1344. | Gary (glei0011) | 93.42 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1345. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 93.38 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1346. | Owen (iruntrack) | 93.37 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1347. | tstats[sglavacreeper] (sgla... | 93.36 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1348. | Mab (mabasakura) | 93.34 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1349. | Kevin (kander37) | 93.32 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1350. | Paron (paronsrpk) | 93.30 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1351. | Christopher (christyperacer) | 93.28 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1352. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 93.26 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1353. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 93.23 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1354. | edisonhussey (furox) | 93.18 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1355. | greg (drsharc) | 93.15 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 1356. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 93.09 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1357. | Jethro (cs107easy) | 93.09 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1358. | Steve (steveclark) | 93.09 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1359. | Auyox (deadbags) | 93.08 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1360. | Leon (bluesunset) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1361. | Isaiah (isaluteya) | 93.03 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 1362. | Caddar (caddar) | 93.02 | 98% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1363. | Stea (fracticals) | 93.01 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1364. | Boris (bb667) | 93.00 | 98% | 2020-04-07 |
| 1365. | pi (schi678) | 93.00 | 98% | 2019-07-21 |
| 1366. | paul (peazie) | 92.96 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1367. | (horrorific) | 92.95 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1368. | Oli (oli94) | 92.94 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1369. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 92.92 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1370. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 92.92 | 99% | 2018-06-27 |
| 1371. | Evan (eb9877) | 92.91 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1372. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 92.89 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1373. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 92.85 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |