I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2679. | Erik (eflick98) | 109.97 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 2680. | biotox (biotoxz) | 109.97 | 96% | 2013-01-10 |
| 2681. | Joe (kingtoad) | 109.96 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 2682. | I forgot (sammuelp1399) | 109.96 | 96% | 2014-03-05 |
| 2683. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 109.95 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 2684. | Brent (bbrown594) | 109.95 | 96% | 2015-05-01 |
| 2685. | さなろーま？ (xusanaxu) | 109.95 | 98% | 2011-12-17 |
| 2686. | cant (caant) | 109.93 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 2687. | Phil (philsweeney) | 109.93 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 2688. | abc (andreaaaaaaa) | 109.92 | 95% | 2017-07-06 |
| 2689. | Bry (miano) | 109.92 | 95% | 2012-09-17 |
| 2690. | Alise (broadwaydiva817) | 109.92 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 2691. | Heather (hwein13) | 109.91 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2692. | Richard (richyrichl) | 109.91 | 95% | 2014-07-02 |
| 2693. | Andy (adc4392) | 109.91 | 100% | 2015-08-27 |
| 2694. | Miz (mizh00) | 109.90 | 99% | 2012-11-26 |
| 2695. | Laffing (laffinghippie) | 109.89 | 100% | 2013-05-06 |
| 2696. | Leon (bluesunset) | 109.89 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 2697. | izzi (izzi_e) | 109.89 | 94% | 2015-04-09 |
| 2698. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 109.88 | 99% | 2016-02-24 |
| 2699. | Sinister (devillesadvocate) | 109.88 | 99% | 2012-08-31 |
| 2700. | Rach (chpmoon) | 109.86 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 2701. | Stropheum (stropheum) | 109.86 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 2702. | David (daviddaviddavid) | 109.85 | 100% | 2011-09-22 |
| 2703. | Abhinav (malteezy) | 109.84 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 2704. | JoX (jox997) | 109.84 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 2705. | Scania (scania730) | 109.84 | 96% | 2012-10-04 |
| 2706. | Towbie (towbie) | 109.83 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 2707. | (psyhackological) | 109.83 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 2708. | Evan (mentaltoast) | 109.83 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |