I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1859. | defski (bonkaholic) | 87.84 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1860. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 87.83 | 97.6% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1861. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 87.83 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 1862. | Susan (mobilesuzie) | 87.82 | 98% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1863. | Kevin (lugardo) | 87.79 | 98.1% | 2024-08-27 |
| 1864. | Nohin (nohin) | 87.78 | 97.3% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1865. | øracle (typingmaniac123456... | 87.77 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1866. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 87.77 | 95.5% | 2023-12-15 |
| 1867. | mayn (mayn65) | 87.76 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 1868. | frank (frankpc) | 87.76 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1869. | Boran (boranroni) | 87.75 | 96.9% | 2025-03-22 |
| 1870. | Opecks! (opecks) | 87.74 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1871. | #One More Year (supeer_heroo) | 87.73 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1872. | Adi (twisted314) | 87.69 | 98% | 2025-01-15 |
| 1873. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 87.68 | 95.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1874. | tstats[kaiju39] (kaiju39) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1875. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 87.67 | 94.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1876. | rilesdun (riilesdun) | 87.66 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1877. | Dirivial (alcade) | 87.66 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1878. | isaiah (ieshua1178) | 87.64 | 95% | 2024-04-22 |
| 1879. | Yoda (noobmaster04) | 87.64 | 96% | 2024-03-01 |
| 1880. | Steffin (steffin02) | 87.63 | 96.9% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1881. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 87.61 | 96.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 1882. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 87.61 | 96.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 1883. | endless (dm475) | 87.61 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 1884. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 87.61 | 95.5% | 2024-02-17 |
| 1885. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.60 | 97.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 1886. | Darp (darp1337) | 87.60 | 96.9% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1887. | Justas (jusatas) | 87.58 | 97.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1888. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 87.57 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |