I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9378. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 91.57 | 98.3% | 2023-06-01 |
| 9379. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 91.57 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 9380. | (ifyoucanreadthisthenurtoo... | 91.57 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 9381. | Russell (russelldea) | 91.56 | 95% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9382. | Asdfg (inosol) | 91.56 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9383. | James (ddir_james) | 91.55 | 98.2% | 2025-03-17 |
| 9384. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 91.55 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 9385. | lazyfiki (lazyfiki) | 91.55 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 9386. | Dat (datdang) | 91.55 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9387. | Eric (unfazedglitch) | 91.55 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9388. | Anthony (an1hony) | 91.55 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 9389. | Sydney (talkywallaby) | 91.54 | 96.8% | 2025-05-05 |
| 9390. | Rambles (ramblestheone) | 91.54 | 97.2% | 2024-07-18 |
| 9391. | Elias (ersmd) | 91.54 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9392. | Alex (fingersonfire1) | 91.54 | 95.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9393. | AL1 (al1_16) | 91.54 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 9394. | I'mSpeed (bluedwarf7) | 91.53 | 96.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 9395. | travdong (travdong) | 91.53 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9396. | Allen (coraza) | 91.53 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9397. | Bo Cletus (bocletus) | 91.52 | 99% | 2025-11-10 |
| 9398. | Tahir (tahir_iqbal) | 91.52 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 9399. | And (andzer0) | 91.52 | 96.4% | 2024-12-28 |
| 9400. | Garamonde (garamonde) | 91.51 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9401. | Georgie (georgiewen) | 91.51 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9402. | Tuu (cetarin) | 91.51 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9403. | weeeeeeeeeeeee (czbangs) | 91.51 | 98.2% | 2023-10-20 |
| 9404. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 91.51 | 99% | 2020-11-29 |
| 9405. | Neil (neilborde) | 91.51 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 9406. | Alan (pretz_) | 91.50 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 9407. | mulluch (mulluchian) | 91.50 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |