So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24062. | Sedth (maybepoon_) | 62.22 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 24063. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 62.22 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 24064. | VINICIUS (wingfingers) | 62.22 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 24065. | Mike (shagrath) | 62.22 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 24066. | montse (lunitainthesky) | 62.22 | 97% | 2012-06-17 |
| 24067. | Hoang (daisankala) | 62.21 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 24068. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 62.21 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 24069. | Finley (blindfish) | 62.21 | 94% | 2021-11-20 |
| 24070. | Nathaniel (njz2) | 62.20 | 95% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24071. | rookiejake (rookiejake) | 62.20 | 93% | 2021-06-09 |
| 24072. | Ravi (ravi10) | 62.20 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 24073. | Saurabh (saurabh1472) | 62.20 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 24074. | Rema1000 (rqsxxth) | 62.20 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 24075. | thoai (thoaitien00) | 62.20 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 24076. | stratos (stratosss) | 62.20 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 24077. | tharun (fanatique) | 62.20 | 93% | 2014-11-05 |
| 24078. | Dylan (dmiller00) | 62.19 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 24079. | Saif (syntex123) | 62.19 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 24080. | alex (galex73) | 62.19 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 24081. | thach (regrettmt) | 62.19 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 24082. | Bluebear (bluebear69) | 62.19 | 94% | 2012-04-15 |
| 24083. | Steve (steveadams) | 62.19 | 96% | 2013-08-03 |
| 24084. | Remo (remoghosh) | 62.19 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 24085. | Leafy (leafy) | 62.19 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 24086. | Jpm (jpm13ar) | 62.19 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 24087. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 62.19 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 24088. | Will (william_wang) | 62.18 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24089. | slowboi soap (slowsoap) | 62.18 | 95% | 2020-06-16 |
| 24090. | swapneel (swapneel_das) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 24091. | Ironclaw (ironclaw_nl) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |