The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9771. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 88.70 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 9772. | Matthew (mcrui387) | 88.70 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 9773. | F5 (phf5) | 88.69 | 97.3% | 2024-03-16 |
| 9774. | Dotatko (kobe0824mvp) | 88.69 | 93% | 2012-10-25 |
| 9775. | Josh (jxtu) | 88.69 | 91% | 2014-08-25 |
| 9776. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 88.68 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 9777. | kevin (kexzh) | 88.68 | 97.8% | 2025-01-08 |
| 9778. | Joely (joely_lena) | 88.68 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 9779. | Pramod(PRH) (prht) | 88.68 | 99% | 2025-04-13 |
| 9780. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 88.68 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9781. | Emanuel (aquaregia) | 88.68 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 9782. | Carless (carless) | 88.68 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 9783. | Nadine (anadinec) | 88.68 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 9784. | 3mancam (panocamo) | 88.67 | 99% | 2024-02-08 |
| 9785. | Mottures (mottures) | 88.67 | 98% | 2024-12-26 |
| 9786. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 88.67 | 93% | 2014-02-23 |
| 9787. | BlueSkyes (blue_skyess) | 88.66 | 95.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 9788. | hotcheeto_0012 (hotcheeto_0... | 88.66 | 98% | 2023-12-26 |
| 9789. | youssef (fastus) | 88.66 | 96.5% | 2024-07-29 |
| 9790. | Ion (incode4it) | 88.66 | 97.1% | 2025-03-20 |
| 9791. | Martin (justlame) | 88.66 | 90% | 2012-11-26 |
| 9792. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 88.66 | 98% | 2015-05-28 |
| 9793. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 88.66 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
| 9794. | progress (cmprogress) | 88.65 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 9795. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 88.65 | 98.3% | 2024-04-18 |
| 9796. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 88.65 | 91% | 2012-01-31 |
| 9797. | Alan (superbad95) | 88.65 | 93% | 2014-09-28 |
| 9798. | William (sneakywill) | 88.65 | 94% | 2017-03-27 |
| 9799. | Tatsuo Kyota (wordsbytk) | 88.64 | 97% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9800. | (っ◔◡◔)っ (colemak_... | 88.64 | 98.3% | 2024-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |