I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11314. | Kang (kwang2009) | 82.68 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 11315. | Jared (jared779) | 82.68 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 11316. | bob (zirx2) | 82.67 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 11317. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 82.67 | 96% | 2013-11-16 |
| 11318. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 82.67 | 100% | 2014-05-27 |
| 11319. | Cory B (siswiz203) | 82.67 | 92% | 2015-12-18 |
| 11320. | Andy (malcolm_reynolds) | 82.67 | 98% | 2013-10-17 |
| 11321. | S (1ext) | 82.67 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 11322. | Shimmy (shimmyx) | 82.66 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 11323. | Fart Sniffer (mishen911) | 82.66 | 94% | 2013-03-08 |
| 11324. | Vignesh (viggie) | 82.66 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 11325. | Howard (hwd15508) | 82.66 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 11326. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 82.66 | 94% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11327. | Dexter (lmarc0) | 82.66 | 91% | 2014-06-12 |
| 11328. | jazbazvstoodming (jazbazvst... | 82.66 | 92% | 2013-10-21 |
| 11329. | LeConBert (le_con_bert) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 11330. | Ensnare (ensnare15) | 82.64 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11331. | riley (sirhelpme) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 11332. | nat (knatiq82) | 82.64 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 11333. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 82.64 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 11334. | mike (godlykanadian) | 82.64 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 11335. | Leila (aiwaleila) | 82.64 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 11336. | Luka (callugolf) | 82.63 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 11337. | Josh (fullcasualautist) | 82.63 | 90% | 2016-06-24 |
| 11338. | nilb (nilb) | 82.63 | 99% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11339. | (razor11223344) | 82.63 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11340. | Davi (dusk_09) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11341. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 82.63 | 83% | 2012-02-03 |
| 11342. | Blaire (blaire) | 82.63 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 11343. | Andrew (aromatt) | 82.62 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |