The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10885. | Mike (tpxer) | 87.48 | 89% | 2013-03-05 |
| 10886. | yentup (yentup) | 87.48 | 92% | 2015-11-25 |
| 10887. | Scott (filmifier) | 87.48 | 93% | 2016-11-15 |
| 10888. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 87.48 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
| 10889. | workin (woodwheel) | 87.48 | 93% | 2011-11-16 |
| 10890. | Taylor (taylorchung) | 87.47 | 95% | 2016-11-28 |
| 10891. | Ensar (ensar) | 87.47 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 10892. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 87.47 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 10893. | Stephen (sorrow133) | 87.47 | 98% | 2013-02-15 |
| 10894. | Zachary (eazypz) | 87.47 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 10895. | deathnoteaccuracy (deathnot... | 87.47 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 10896. | Soon (bigfootace) | 87.46 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10897. | ang (chickennuggetscientist) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 10898. | Poppa (ghome) | 87.46 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 10899. | none (game_die_die) | 87.46 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 10900. | Enrique (zero90) | 87.46 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 10901. | Sameer (socoolsameer) | 87.45 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 10902. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 10903. | ಠ_ಠ (razvan69) | 87.45 | 95% | 2013-05-17 |
| 10904. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 87.45 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
| 10905. | Philip (phlipster) | 87.44 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 10906. | Frank (fjp9) | 87.44 | 95% | 2020-06-16 |
| 10907. | William (wombats_) | 87.44 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 10908. | Louis (louislarry) | 87.44 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 10909. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 87.44 | 94% | 2015-03-25 |
| 10910. | Ashiful (conquestace) | 87.43 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 10911. | madina (madina_a) | 87.43 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 10912. | Ben Asam (bemarc) | 87.43 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 10913. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 87.43 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 10914. | valgard (valgardg) | 87.43 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |