The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7410. | Jesus is life (kataoneshot) | 93.03 | 98% | 2024-11-14 |
| 7411. | Uy (uyvu21) | 93.03 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 7412. | BlitzVonKonohaGakure (spark... | 93.03 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 7413. | Haylee (haygani) | 93.03 | 92% | 2015-08-03 |
| 7414. | Avoid (avoidlol) | 93.03 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 7415. | Gavril (gavrilmikhailov) | 93.03 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 7416. | Cullen (grayhd) | 93.03 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 7417. | Ella (amhaissup) | 93.03 | 97.1% | 2025-04-02 |
| 7418. | Sivaganesh (sivaganesh) | 93.03 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7419. | Dancin (dancindazed) | 93.03 | 98% | 2012-09-12 |
| 7420. | Jason (tokaio) | 93.02 | 90% | 2012-09-01 |
| 7421. | aero (aeroagg15) | 93.02 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 7422. | Martin (martinzane) | 93.00 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 7423. | (returned) | 93.00 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 7424. | yeet (yeetmaster574) | 93.00 | 96.8% | 2024-02-13 |
| 7425. | Lirei (lirei) | 93.00 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 7426. | Blue (blue03) | 92.99 | 97% | 2025-02-21 |
| 7427. | Brodod (brodod1) | 92.99 | 97.2% | 2024-04-13 |
| 7428. | Ben851 (ben851) | 92.99 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 7429. | Jose (marlak777) | 92.99 | 96% | 2013-10-26 |
| 7430. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 92.99 | 99% | 2013-03-31 |
| 7431. | Séamus (shay42) | 92.99 | 96% | 2015-12-31 |
| 7432. | 12 Pixels (lukakrn) | 92.98 | 98% | 2025-03-21 |
| 7433. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 92.98 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 7434. | jason (jeissoni) | 92.98 | 92% | 2013-11-26 |
| 7435. | sleepo (sleepotimer) | 92.97 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 7436. | Boxie (boxiewoxie) | 92.97 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 7437. | LLRnR (llrnr) | 92.97 | 98.3% | 2024-01-19 |
| 7438. | Sonny (sonson88) | 92.97 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 7439. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 92.97 | 96% | 2012-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |