The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6069. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 98.99 | 97.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 6070. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 98.99 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6071. | Will (wctlast) | 98.99 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 6072. | SoonerDisciple (soonerdisci... | 98.99 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 6073. | Reed (toodesire) | 98.98 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 6074. | J (kzce) | 98.98 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 6075. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 98.98 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 6076. | Zac (codename1234) | 98.98 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6077. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 98.98 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 6078. | Bo (bowelz) | 98.98 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 6079. | Louis (22louisl) | 98.97 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 6080. | sandbox (sandboxes) | 98.97 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 6081. | Marek (lypa) | 98.96 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 6082. | Logan (lrslrsl) | 98.96 | 99% | 2013-06-05 |
| 6083. | nevrclevr (nevrclevr) | 98.96 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 6084. | Alfian (alfianrismawan) | 98.96 | 94% | 2012-08-10 |
| 6085. | bloop 💫 (bloopedyblap) | 98.95 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 6086. | tstats[timtam420] (timtam420) | 98.95 | 98.3% | 2023-10-21 |
| 6087. | Adam (xuxiym) | 98.95 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
| 6088. | Lasse (geeks) | 98.94 | 97% | 2014-01-03 |
| 6089. | Niki (swiftastic) | 98.94 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 6090. | Terran (t3rr4n) | 98.93 | 92% | 2011-06-22 |
| 6091. | James (chopstix94) | 98.93 | 96% | 2014-03-18 |
| 6092. | Dale (uruk003) | 98.93 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 6093. | irfan (oneirfan) | 98.93 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 6094. | Damien (damz) | 98.93 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 6095. | Nick (coyote96) | 98.92 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 6096. | Joaquin (zevolish) | 98.92 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 6097. | John (johnratchet3) | 98.92 | 96% | 2011-06-29 |
| 6098. | Colbey (colbey92) | 98.92 | 96% | 2013-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |