Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2687. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 72.79 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2688. | Fahad (devfahad) | 72.77 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2689. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2690. | ash (mikadole) | 72.73 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2691. | Chase (ccummins) | 72.73 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2692. | zipline (hwiechers) | 72.70 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2693. | Jason (jjcuber) | 72.70 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2694. | Liam (retrorocker) | 72.69 | 95% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2695. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 72.68 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 2696. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 72.68 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2697. | ... (stratex) | 72.68 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2698. | Olu (olubean) | 72.68 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2699. | ぽい～ (tamadesu) | 72.67 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2700. | itypeforbyron (remez) | 72.66 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2701. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 72.66 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2702. | Notorious (notorioustrape) | 72.65 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 2703. | Inferendum (bloonchipper) | 72.63 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 2704. | yaha (mastercoolz) | 72.63 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2705. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 72.62 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2706. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 72.61 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2707. | Robert (ibla) | 72.61 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 2708. | Klunky (liamrob) | 72.61 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2709. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 72.60 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2710. | Swag (gallusme) | 72.59 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2711. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 72.57 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2712. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 2713. | Jess (switi_pits) | 72.56 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2714. | T-brain (t_breezzyy) | 72.54 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2715. | Thien (congacon2332) | 72.54 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2716. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 72.47 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |