As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4555. | Vaj (taychee) | 99.50 | 97.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 4556. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 99.50 | 99% | 2025-10-03 |
| 4557. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 99.50 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4558. | John (traditionalcatholic) | 99.50 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 4559. | evan (evanbrah) | 99.49 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 4560. | Poppy (jmx773) | 99.49 | 88% | 2016-03-31 |
| 4561. | Kailan (kailan) | 99.49 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4562. | Ilia (isilisi) | 99.49 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 4563. | ChippedBlockOfConcrete (chi... | 99.48 | 97% | 2025-10-05 |
| 4564. | Iamslow (softshui) | 99.48 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 4565. | Twissu (twissu) | 99.47 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 4566. | yong (topcool) | 99.46 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4567. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 99.46 | 100% | 2018-05-27 |
| 4568. | Ava (spritemite) | 99.46 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4569. | Mel (smelons) | 99.46 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 4570. | Mike (dnarb123) | 99.45 | 93% | 2016-11-16 |
| 4571. | Stephen (bloodwineskg) | 99.44 | 97% | 2015-12-23 |
| 4572. | (bicycleman) | 99.44 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 4573. | Sazeraq (sazeraq) | 99.44 | 97% | 2015-05-25 |
| 4574. | calcusaver.net (calcusaver) | 99.43 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 4575. | Daniel (dbinette03) | 99.43 | 98% | 2023-11-22 |
| 4576. | Simon (jangjun0901) | 99.43 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 4577. | おやうる (snowwhitecutie) | 99.43 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4578. | tstats[drwsmnlpg97] (drwsmn... | 99.42 | 97.9% | 2023-10-19 |
| 4579. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 99.42 | 99% | 2017-09-20 |
| 4580. | Lytec Cloudi (artilox) | 99.41 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 4581. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 99.40 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4582. | C (meektaco) | 99.40 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 4583. | MourningStar (mourningstar) | 99.40 | 92% | 2016-06-14 |
| 4584. | Moy (moy280) | 99.39 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |