I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2960. | Cameron (narbitz) | 77.26 | 96.1% | 2023-10-22 |
| 2961. | RabbitsFoot (rabbitsfoot) | 77.26 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 2962. | Le Roux (meneerotterkopx2) | 77.23 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2963. | Parker (newtown54) | 77.23 | 95% | 2024-12-31 |
| 2964. | vikash chaurasiya (typist_h... | 77.22 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2965. | pz (pingzhi) | 77.20 | 96.2% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2966. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 77.19 | 96.9% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2967. | Abhishek (vbunny) | 77.18 | 96% | 2025-01-08 |
| 2968. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 77.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2969. | steb (saenaii) | 77.13 | 96.5% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2970. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 77.11 | 96.8% | 2024-12-16 |
| 2971. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 77.10 | 95.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2972. | ok (banadagril) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 2973. | chickychock (chickychock) | 77.08 | 97.7% | 2024-03-26 |
| 2974. | Nima (eramthgin) | 77.07 | 97.3% | 2024-01-28 |
| 2975. | High On Typing (highontyping) | 77.06 | 97.4% | 2024-06-13 |
| 2976. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 77.05 | 97% | 2025-11-06 |
| 2977. | Aleph (catblahfishblah) | 77.04 | 96% | 2025-11-01 |
| 2978. | Risk (riskcomplex) | 77.04 | 98% | 2024-05-15 |
| 2979. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.00 | 97.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2980. | Szakul (abramczykk2) | 77.00 | 97% | 2024-12-27 |
| 2981. | antifragile (antifragile) | 76.98 | 96.4% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2982. | Aritya (ari10ya1) | 76.98 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2983. | Toad (toad4k) | 76.97 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2984. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 76.95 | 96.5% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2985. | joel (jsabio) | 76.94 | 94.9% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2986. | aries (arieseira09) | 76.94 | 98% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2987. | Fery (feri_hk) | 76.92 | 95.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2988. | Maggie (maggiecool) | 76.91 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2989. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 76.88 | 98.6% | 2025-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |