Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11991. | ayush (orange_master) | 72.11 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 11992. | Javin (zakurukito) | 72.11 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 11993. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 72.10 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 11994. | Derek (medullaoblonga) | 72.10 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 11995. | George (georger284) | 72.10 | 98.1% | 2024-04-07 |
| 11996. | FuriousAtom (zephyrist) | 72.10 | 95% | 2024-02-04 |
| 11997. | slowpope (slowpope) | 72.09 | 98% | 2023-10-13 |
| 11998. | Hung (tekkan) | 72.09 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 11999. | Try me (shltass) | 72.09 | 96.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12000. | John (apathy_incarnate) | 72.08 | 99% | 2022-11-12 |
| 12001. | idra36 (idra36) | 72.08 | 94.7% | 2023-06-02 |
| 12002. | vndys (vndys) | 72.08 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 12003. | David (ftndk) | 72.07 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12004. | Dave (dave_paulo) | 72.06 | 95.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12005. | Matvey (markussie) | 72.06 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 12006. | Lej (ljnsc) | 72.06 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 12007. | Spectre (specter_mills) | 72.04 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 12008. | sean (tak32) | 72.04 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 12009. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 72.04 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 12010. | Randy (hype_rion) | 72.04 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 12011. | omar (omarnagy) | 72.04 | 95.1% | 2024-09-26 |
| 12012. | Orka (orka) | 72.03 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 12013. | William (redtomatoboi) | 72.03 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 12014. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 72.01 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 12015. | tstats[azhy_01] (azhy_01) | 72.01 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12016. | BlinkBlade (blinkblade) | 72.01 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 12017. | tstats[rtupps] (rtupps) | 72.00 | 93.4% | 2025-01-14 |
| 12018. | Jaiden (jaiden_toji) | 72.00 | 96.9% | 2024-11-12 |
| 12019. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 72.00 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 12020. | boaz (boazclefairy) | 72.00 | 95.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |