I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14949. | Bob (bobgolf) | 73.58 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 14950. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 73.57 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 14951. | indianpanda (indianpanda250) | 73.57 | 94% | 2020-03-10 |
| 14952. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 73.56 | 95.2% | 2023-07-08 |
| 14953. | Gunawan (lightmire) | 73.55 | 98% | 2017-01-31 |
| 14954. | NuwGen (nuwgen) | 73.55 | 94% | 2022-04-29 |
| 14955. | Ajdin (ajdindtvc) | 73.55 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14956. | tounyo (tounyo) | 73.55 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 14957. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 73.55 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 14958. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 73.55 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 14959. | lucanentis (dzinski) | 73.54 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14960. | jowett (jowettchng) | 73.54 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 14961. | Prabin (prabin179) | 73.53 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14962. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 73.53 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 14963. | Abed (abed42) | 73.53 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 14964. | Guts (noob_06) | 73.53 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 14965. | Brett (megahash) | 73.52 | 94% | 2025-09-24 |
| 14966. | programmylife (programmylife) | 73.52 | 97.5% | 2024-11-05 |
| 14967. | Anisur (anis_017) | 73.52 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 14968. | Geaphphree (geaphphree) | 73.52 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 14969. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 73.52 | 96.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14970. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 73.52 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 14971. | predrag (pkmfs) | 73.51 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 14972. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 73.51 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 14973. | wpieldor (circl3) | 73.50 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 14974. | raceme (archaicio) | 73.50 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 14975. | Pierre (pierre1) | 73.50 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 14976. | Khanh Hung (hungnkuon) | 73.49 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 14977. | rohan (rohan_verma__) | 73.49 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 14978. | _les_ (_les_) | 73.49 | 100% | 2017-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |