As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3510. | Ayaz (ayazkhan) | 103.21 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
| 3511. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 103.21 | 92% | 2016-07-19 |
| 3512. | bindyy (bindyy) | 103.20 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3513. | Max (maxvp) | 103.20 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 3514. | Kendra (kendrakendra) | 103.20 | 100% | 2015-12-14 |
| 3515. | M4RT1N (flipous) | 103.20 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3516. | sus_ank (ace_2006) | 103.19 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
| 3517. | Zach (zachbeard) | 103.19 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 3518. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 103.19 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 3519. | Elizabeth (elizabeth0) | 103.19 | 97% | 2015-11-16 |
| 3520. | Endeavourer (endeavourer) | 103.19 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 3521. | Korey (korizmo) | 103.18 | 99% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3522. | Seb (defaultseb) | 103.17 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3523. | Jennifer (jhcollies) | 103.17 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3524. | Ravon (ravonhenson) | 103.17 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 3525. | Dal (astronerd) | 103.17 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 3526. | blob (blobblob6) | 103.15 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 3527. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 103.13 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3528. | chuckey (chuckey) | 103.13 | 96.1% | 2025-02-28 |
| 3529. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 103.12 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3530. | maxiepro (maxiepro) | 103.12 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 3531. | seez (seez) | 103.12 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3532. | Assertion (assertion) | 103.12 | 98% | 2016-04-06 |
| 3533. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 103.09 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 3534. | Robert (r3r_iii) | 103.08 | 98.8% | 2024-10-14 |
| 3535. | sean (brainlessmammal) | 103.08 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 3536. | Sean (krypticwow) | 103.07 | 97% | 2017-01-28 |
| 3537. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 103.07 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 3538. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 103.07 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3539. | Will (enthed) | 103.06 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |