As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2384. | Aditya (adi2911) | 109.73 | 98.8% | 2024-04-17 |
| 2385. | Derk (racen55) | 109.73 | 98.6% | 2024-03-25 |
| 2386. | RIP Reckful (suparmon) | 109.73 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 2387. | Felix (fezzry) | 109.71 | 98% | 2023-11-05 |
| 2388. | Samuel (guardiase) | 109.71 | 100% | 2023-05-01 |
| 2389. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 109.68 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2390. | Audin (audin) | 109.67 | 99% | 2024-03-03 |
| 2391. | Kevin (kevxu) | 109.67 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2392. | Chris (tomatohead21) | 109.67 | 96.6% | 2024-08-23 |
| 2393. | Calvin (linearised) | 109.67 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
| 2394. | Gavin Wei (ib_is_easy) | 109.66 | 99.1% | 2025-02-05 |
| 2395. | yomamahoe (wickedsoul) | 109.65 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 2396. | Rufus (xpain1231) | 109.65 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2397. | Dan (bstacks100) | 109.65 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 2398. | Christopher (curryshoe) | 109.65 | 94% | 2016-01-31 |
| 2399. | Yorugata (muyen) | 109.64 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 2400. | Dave (taxd) | 109.63 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 2401. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 109.63 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 2402. | Somav (somav) | 109.62 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 2403. | Christian (cslarsen) | 109.62 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| 2404. | wel (welneco) | 109.61 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 2405. | J (daffydils) | 109.60 | 96% | 2024-06-21 |
| 2406. | fried (fried_7332) | 109.60 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 2407. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 109.60 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 2408. | Amir (amirbudicecep) | 109.60 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 2409. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 109.58 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2410. | FASTHUH (fasthuh) | 109.58 | 96% | 2017-01-06 |
| 2411. | Logan (loganownzj00) | 109.57 | 93% | 2016-03-09 |
| 2412. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 109.57 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 2413. | rampulsious (hendr9xhr) | 109.56 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |