Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1421. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 92.49 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1422. | Goooo (theboss2) | 92.49 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1423. | Alex (kylon) | 92.49 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 1424. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 92.48 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1425. | Ben (jynn7) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 1426. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1427. | Zev (zeveisenberg) | 92.45 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1428. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1429. | John (bsy6766) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1430. | Ted (ted21) | 92.42 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1431. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 92.42 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1432. | Jack (jman777) | 92.39 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1433. | I Love (oooyay) | 92.38 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1434. | AL1 (al1_16) | 92.36 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1435. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 92.35 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1436. | Semaj (officialmaj) | 92.34 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 1437. | PJ (phuang) | 92.32 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1438. | Matthew (dj_matttam) | 92.32 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 1439. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 92.32 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1440. | Elden (bloab) | 92.32 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 1441. | Carlo (ccatiello) | 92.31 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1442. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 92.31 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1443. | Sheel (sheel) | 92.30 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1444. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 92.29 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1445. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1446. | Paii * (pichapaii) | 92.28 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1447. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 92.28 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1448. | D (description) | 92.26 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1449. | Justin (sm00thie) | 92.23 | 99% | 2019-10-25 |
| 1450. | The (mobberoni) | 92.20 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |